Okay, Here Are My Severance Theories

Get ready to have your minds blown.

My main way of consuming Severance is to watch an episode with absolute wrapped attention, think “hmm….very interesting” to myself as the credits roll, then wait for smarter people to do an analysis and explain what on earth happened. After last week’s episode when everyone announced “We finally know what they’re doing at Lumon!”, it was absolutely news to me because I was still waiting for a character to say “I’ve finally figured out what they’re doing to us here!”.

However, I’ve decided I should probably engaged at least one or two of my critical thinking skills and come up with some theories of my own. Here they are.

Anyway, happy Severance Day to those who observe.

Happy regular Friday to all those who don’t.